Story time with zane: My UFO sighting.

Some of you probably noticed I posted a status lat night in mid flip-out. Well thie title probably explains alittle, weather you think I'm crazy or not. I'm not sure I don't think I'm crazy, I'm just relaying the events as I saw them. So here goes.

I had been laying in my bed at about 1:30am last night, just about calmed down from a video I had watched somewhere between 12:00 and 1:00am that had spooked me abit, particularly the episode of Good Mythical Morning in which they experimented with facial morphing halucinations induced by staring in dim light. At this point I was watching the will it pizza episode, as their food challenges always lighten my mood. The first thing I became aware of was a bizzare echoed ringing coming seemingly from my roof. I looked out my window, only to become aware of a blood red light bathing my entire street, conveniently coming from exactly the same location as the noise, which seemed to be floating lazily over my roof. My window unfortunately provided a bad viewing angle, I couldn't see the source. That's when I noticed a bizarre object in my parking lot, all I could make out was a triangle of three red lights about human height pointed at my window. When I looked at it, my shoulder and thigh muscles tensed up painfully, and I instinctively layed down totally flat and rewinded my video asif to hide from something and ignore what was going on. After about five minutes, the light got brighter and the ringing louder, then it just stopped completely. The object in the parking lot was gone and there was no trace of anything weird, then three different car alarms all went off in sync seemingly unprovoked. That's when I posted my status update, and thankfully the awesome Talked to me until I calmed town and went to sleep.